My Friends,
Under Webkinz Election Code 793029-12-1, candidates are permitted to extend their campaigns for the following reason: If a candidate’s Campaign Manager seeks to put off today what he (or she) can do tomorrow, a campaign is permitted to file for an extension until such time as the Campaign Manager is able to “pull it together.”
So, let’s first cover the results of the WebkinzElection Primaries in case you hadn’t heard. For the Girlz Party, Eunice the Unicorn pulled off the win with a substantial percentage of the votes, and Snappy did the same for the Boyz Party. (Actual statistics may, at some future date, be uncovered on the desk of the Campaign Manager.)
Eunice and Snappy are both excited about their campaigns and what they feel they can bring to the world: change, hope, and straight talk. Or something like that. At this point in the campaign, these candidates need to find suitable running mates. And so the WVP vetting begins. If you know of any Webkinz who are qualified for, and wish to seek the office of, the Webkinz Vice Presidency, please forward his or her name to the Campaign Manager at mkpierce@bellsouth.net. Please include the following information:
Webkinz Name
Webkinz Party Affiliation (Boyz or Girlz). Please, no Independents.
A photo (This is optional; WVP candidates will be judged by the content of their character, not the texture of their fur.)
A short paragraph which explains why you should be WVP and how you will change the world.
Potential candidates must have their information to the illustrious Campaign Manager by Friday, November 14.
May the best critter win,
Campaign Manager
1 comment:
Being a non-Webkinz family, these posts just amuse me to the point of wanting one!
ROFL! @ "no Independents". That just has layers.... =P
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