Private

We've had a lot of discussions in this house about the meaning of the word
"private(s)" and why it is inappropriate for a certain princess to approach any one of her brothers' friends with the statement, "You're a boy, you have a ....."

But the Princess had a serious question for her daddy. "Daddy," she said, "why is one of the penguins in Madagascar 2 named 'Private'?"

So many words with so many meanings. It's a confusing world for a little girl.