Sunday, November 8, 2009

Fun with Gladiators

Before we had kids, Mark and I attended various sporting events on a regular basis. Both of our companies possessed coveted season tickets to the Hawk's games, and whenever the bigwigs of either company could not make use of these tickets, they were up for grabs. We always grabbed them. I loved going to NBA games. I enjoyed the energy of the crowd, and I love the game. My most memorable basketball date was definitely when we witnessed the Hawks take on the Bulls. And this was back when Phil Jackson was the coach, and the team consisted of Scottie Pippen, Dennis Rodman, some other guys, and, of course, #23. The best part about it? We were in Row B. That's the second row! From the court. We were showered with Michael Jordan's sweat whenever he ran by.


Although we enjoyed basketball, our favorite events came in 1996 when the Olympics came to Hotlanta. Mark's company offered us tickets to witness the women's semi-final games in soccer. And we also splurged and bought ourselves men's volleyball tickets. I don't recall who played. I only remember that our games took place the morning after the bombing at Centennial Park. Since the Omni where the games took place was close to the park, we experienced the scrutinized check-ins that are now so commonplace at any public venue. And, as almost-newly weds trying to find our way in the world, our "splurge" got us nose-bleed seats, but we still had a fantastic time.

Since those days of long ago, children have entered our lives, making sporting events more difficult. Not that children don't have a place in the stadium, but lugging diaper bags and babies through crowds only to have the kids squirm and complain in their seats is not the best use of finances or time. We have taken in a few baseball games with the kids, but only when we were able to get free or almost-free tickets. Baseball is by far NOT my favorite sport. I chalk it up to the fact that I grew up a world away from the game. And I always laugh when the "World Series" for baseball rolls around each year. I mean, I know there are some Americans who think that life revolves around them; perhaps they are the ones who define the "world" as the United States and that one team from Canada.

So, for the few times we have caught the Braves in action, the kids , like me, have found sitting in the scorching sun to watch some middle-aged men maybe hit the ball and then maybe make it all the way around the diamond as exciting as watching your hair grow. (And my apologies to the many baseball enthusiasts I just offended with that statement.)

Moreover, having grown up where football is a sport where the foot actually makes contact with the ball, I have historically had the same relationship with football in this country as with baseball. However, when the Falcons went to the Superbowl back in the '90s, I had my husband explain the complicated-looking game to me. Once I understood it, I actually found American football is fascinating enough that I enjoy watching a game now and then, both on TV and in the Georgia Dome. Although, as I recall, during the last Falcons game we went to, I was more entertained by the drunk guy in front of us than the game, but maybe that is because he wouldn't sit down and thus blocked my line of vision.

Crowds can get rowdy at hockey games too, and we've been to our share of those. Before the Thrashers were born, Atlanta had a minor league team called the Knights. Because of the team's amateur status, tickets were cheap. For $10, you could score seats fairly close to the fight game.

While the Knights have been replaced by our NHL team, out in the 'burbs we have another minor league team called the Gwinnett Gladiators. We as a family got our first taste of the Gladiators last night...and all for free! An old dentist friend of ours happens to be the Gladiator's dentist (imagine the miracles he has to do when stray pucks meet those mouths!), and his dental office annually sponsors a special reading program. We took part this year, and scored free tickets for the whole family! Pretty good seats too.

We had such a great time last night and even discovered some teaching moments at a hockey game. For example, either we were sitting in the season ticket holder section where the fans meet together on a regular basis to cheer on the team, or I completely missed the memo. Because every now and then, our entire section would break out in a chant, the words of which I could not discern. However, it very clearly ended in a big "You suck!" at the opposing team, an ending that was not lost on the children. We discourage that phrase in our house. (Modeling not using that word is hard for me because I have to bite my tongue when I want to say things like, "It really sucks that we can't sell this house" or "It really sucks that our church is closing".) The lesson lay in explaining to the children why a couple hundred adults might be acting like children by demeaning the other team in that way. At another point, the whole stadium began loudly booing the team from Kalamazoo. Alex, my compassionate one, turned to me and stated, "Well, that sure is mean!"

Another lesson was found in that old phrase, "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out." I shared that phrase with the kids before the game, and they rolled their eyes at me and gave me their usual, Mom, you're kind of crazy, do you know that? look. Turns out we all enjoyed the many body slams which shook the glass and caused sparks of ice to fly from the players' skates. But then in the third period, two players threw their helmets (or hats as my littlest called them) to the ice, knocked each other to the cold floor, and began whaling on each other. The lesson lay in explaining to the kids why the audience was cheering them on. The resulting Time Out in the Penalty Box at least proved to show the children the good use of a Time-Out.

Lessons aside, the kids were very into the game the whole time. (Well, except for maybe the Princess who stated emphatically a couple of times, "I'm bored.") The energy in the stadium was electric as it usually is at such events, and my children caught that vibe. They cheered, danced, vied to catch the various prizes that flew from the prize shooter, performed a pretty good YMCA, and--thankfully--did not join in on the You Suck Chant.



(No, we didn't have the stadium to ourselves. These pictures were taken prior to the game--while the teams were practicing.)

Friday, November 6, 2009

The Murder Story

Murder. It is such a harsh word. Especially considering the fact that I am only talking about plants here. And I suppose if I were to stand trial on behalf of all of the vegetation that has resided--however temporarily--in and around my house over the years, I would be found guilty only of involuntary, uh, plant-slaughter.

Yes, I have a black thumb. Don't believe me? This is one of my current houseplants:


And this is the only kind of plant I've been able to sustain for any length of time:

And to show you my depth of botanical knowledge, I have no idea what this vine is called; I simply refer to it as "that plant, you know, the kind you can't kill." And you really can't. It can be all brown and shrively for a week and perk up in minutes with a mere sprinkling of moisture. Yes, it's my kind of plant.

So, knowing my sordid past with plants, one might ask why I am planning to plant a garden this spring. Because I am. I've always wanted a garden. I think it would be nice to be able to provide my own food. Like in the olden days. Like Half-Pint and her family did. Plus, I think it would be a good learning experience for the kids.

I'm going to hopefully make this whole Gardening Thing easier for me because I am going to go the way of Square Foot Gardening. Reading about this method is so exciting because it actually sounds fun!

I'm going to start small: one 4x4 for herbs and then maybe another 4x4 or a 3x3 to experiment with some veggies. I also would like to reserve a square foot for each child. That's one thing that's great about Square Foot Gardening: it's perfect for Control Freaks like me. If the kids have their own square foot, I will be far less likely to fret over it.

So I'm really looking forward to spring. Before then, I will probably start some of my seeds indoors. And in the meantime, I'm reading and researching, researching and reading. I am bound and determined to turn my black thumb into green, resulting in a little less, uh, murder around here!

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Save the Time!


Top 5 Reasons I Hate Daylight Savings Time. Or the end of Daylight Savings Time. Or whatever it's called when we "fall back".

Reason #5:
I procrastinate so much in resetting all of the clocks that, inevitably, at least one clock remains an hour ahead. Which always results in at least a couple of instances where I glance at said clock and say, "Oh, crap! I'm late!" and then rush through whatever I'm doing only to go into another room where the clock has been reset and realize all of the stress and hurrying was for nothing. Of course, once we "spring forward" into Daylight Savings Time once more, the clock that's ahead won't have to be touched.

Reason #4:
I have to re-learn how to reset the car clocks. Every time. Every season. And I'm not one to consult manuals and directions and other things that are written to make life easier. So by the time I am done re-setting the car clocks, all of the pre-programmed stations must be re-set as well. And I'm not one for consulting a manual for setting the presets either, so it's all just a vicious circle.

Reason #3:
It feels like midnight by the time I start dinner preparations, which causes a little bit of extra panic along with the panic I already feel because of the fact that I'm not all that handy in the kitchen.

Reason #2:
Obviously since it is about midnight when we're thinking about dinner, it feels like about 2 or 3AM when I finally wrestle the children to bed. Then I'm too tired to get Stuff done.

And the #1 Reason I hate Daylight Savings Time (ending) is:
Before children, I LOVED falling back. It meant an extra hour of sleep. Not so much with children because their internal clocks haven't caught on to this anomaly. I finally have them sleeping in 'til 8:00 every morning. The End of Daylight Savings Time rolls around. We "fall back", and now they're up at 7:00 every morning.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

You Capture - Whatever You Want

Many times, both in my classroom teaching and in my home teaching, I have given my students/kids the assignment of writing "whatever about whatever you want." There are always those students who get giddy at the thought of filling a paper with words on their choice of topic. Then there are those who meet your eyes with a blank stare.

Because I'm such a professional when it comes to this pho-tography stuff, I am the latter kind of student. Last week's You Capture assignment was to photograph "anything you want."

Blank stare.

I racked my brain (which hurt). If I was to photograph anything I want, it would likely be the kids. But that would be too predictable. I thought about putting more of my town in photos. In fact, yesterday as I drove back from co-op, I passed "The Dam Store" and "The Dam Bar" (we live near, um, a dam), and I thought pictures of those signs would add some quirkiness to photos of the lake. But I did the lake last week. Plus going to the lake would be a lot of work.

I don't actively seek extra work.

I've heard tell that in some photography classes, they give you an assignment called "From the Bench" where you sit on a bench and take photos from that bench without getting up. I actually did go to the park yesterday, but I was too busy yapping it up with the other moms to take pictures. So of course I am, today, taking the lazy way out:

(Drumroll please) I now present to you "From My Chair."

This is my chair:

There is usually a cat on my chair. She thinks the chair is hers. She is sorely mistaken.


A bookcase tells a lot about a person. These are books I have used in my role as Teacher.

These are gardening books. Since I can't keep a plant alive to save my life, I'm not sure what they're doing there. Oh, OK, I do know, but that is a story for another day.

The kids like to play this:


While sitting here. These are African chairs. They are surprisingly comfortable. Of course, the grown-up size of these are even more comfortable, but these aren't bad. Really.

And, yes, there is still Halloween candy being sorted by little fingers in my family room. Did you see it behind the African chairs? Here is another pile. Wasn't Halloween a week ago? What kind of mom allows her kids to still have all this candy lying around anyway?

Although I prefer a clean coffee tabletop, it usually isn't. Somehow my coffee tabletop has turned into a catch-all, an arts & crafts table, and a Lego workshop. Always with the Legos. Honestly, the whole house is pretty much a Lego workshop. At least one would assume that to be true since they are EVERYWHERE. These particular pieces of Lego art happen to be from the kids' AWANA tonight. They had to create Bible scenes with Legos.

On the left we have the Garden of Eden. In the middle is Jesus in the manger. And on the right is the lame man being lowered through the roof for Jesus' healing.

Behind the couch which the coffee table serves is this wall:

The arched window looks in on the ktichen. We built this house, and that brick accent wall as well as the wrought iron railing you see on the top right both have stories too long to tell here. That sweet baby? That's the Princess. I was 8 1/2 months pregnant with her when we moved in here; those were her first professional pictures. (And her last since shortly after that we purchased our new-fangled camera, and I got this silly idea in my head that I am some sort of professional.)

And finally, one thing I love about my chair is that I have a wonderful place in the morning for my quiet time. Just me, a hot cup of tea, and the Word. (Well, and lots of interruptions from little people if I don't get up early enough. Like that has ever happened. The sleeping in late, that is.)

One-Liner Wednesday: Murder Edition


Although murder had always been a part of her life--the easy way out really--she knew that with a little hard work, a new way of life could emerge, which could be both amusing and lucrative.

Just to avoid having the police knock on my door, I will explain later this week...

For more One-Liners, visit Cynthia at Running with Letters.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Dear Super Housewife Fairy,

Because I know you must be out there somewhere. I really need some help. TravelDaddy is, well, traveling. I have to make supper tonight. I think I have a handle on that. My other problem is that I kinda made a HUGE batch of bread dough. I think, no, I know I forgot the most important ingredient. Yes, yeast. That is why my blob of dough that is supposed to be rising right now is just sitting there, pathetic and blobby.

I cannot bring myself to throw out all that bread dough. Especially with my new life of Frugality and all. What to do with it. What to do. Unleavened bread? Crackers? What does one make with un-yeasty bread dough?

Signed,
Air-Headed and Frazzled

Monday, November 2, 2009

DF - Almost the Deal of the Week


As I sauntered into Target this afternoon, my oldest kid in tow, a sly smile spread across my face as I thought about how I was about to pull a fast one on Target. I clutched my coupons in my hand: 4 Target store coupons for $1.00 off Kellogg's cereal and a variety of manufacturer's coupons also for Kellogg's cereal. (I discovered links to these online coupons at Coupon Cravings.)

Target's deal was Buy 3 Kellogg's Cereals, Get 1 Free. I carefully selected 4 boxes of Kellogg's cereal:

Mini-Wheats for $3.24
Honey Smacks for $3.19
Rice Krispies for $2.54
Corn Flakes for $2.99

Total: $11.96. Certainly not what I would ever pay for 4 boxes of cereal, especially considering my children can go through a box or two in a sitting.

So deduct the cheapest box of cereal since the 4th is free, bringing the total to $9.42.

Then I started deducting my coupons, calculating in my head. Which isn't always the brightest idea. So minus the $4.00 of Target coupons brings the total down to $5.42. Then deduct the manufacturer's coupons: I had 1 $1.00 coupon and 3 $.75 coupons. Which would bring my total down to $2.17. OK, so I didn't arrive at this total in my head, but I knew my total was down pretty low. And that is good. Because if you're really math-savvy, you can divide that $2.17 by 4 boxes of cereal and arrive at a per box total of $.54. (Don't you like how I plan my math lessons while knocking out some discussions on frugality at the same time? Hey, I'm nothing if I'm not a super multi-tasker.)

I was about to get the deal of the week. That is until I got up to the register and the stupid Target coupons wouldn't work. They tried scanning them and keying them in, but finally told me that their policy is that if the printed coupons don't work, they don't take them. I suppose I could have made a big fuss about incompetence and what-not, but I did have my kid with me, and I'm always trying to be a good example, and there were a million other customers waiting behind me. So I just smiled and said, "Oh, just use the manufacturer's coupons. Don't worry about it." But inside I was seething because I didn't get to pull a fast one on Target.

I soothed myself by getting an Iced Grande Green Shaken Tea at the in-store Starbucks. And maybe some Petite Vanilla Scones. (Purchases which totally ate up any savings I procured. I am so good at this frugality stuff!)

But, hey, $1.54 ain't bad for a per box price either. Not as good as $.54, mind you, but not bad.

I guess the lesson to be learned is to use the real coupons from the paper. Of course, I forgot to get a paper this past Sunday. I have an excuse for my forgetfulness: I was visiting a new church.

But that is another story...